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I don’t enjoy things.
Emotions freak me out. I just don’t like it.
Hohohohoho. I LAUGH in the face of serving sizes.
Yeah, we judge other people’s houses. If they have a reindeer in the front, that’s just so lame. You didn’t have to do anything, you just put it up! Oh and we hate those nets people throw over trees, same deal.
Why yes, I prefer myself in the horizontal position as well.
You need to follow your heart and your needs!… yep that’s not what I said, but sure.
The funniest, funniest thing I can’t get out of my mind would be the spectacle of a bus… get this… GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH! Because not only would the bus have to make a dozen stops so each person can make their order… but it would also have to go back around, BACKWARDS, so the other side can make their orders too! Can you imagine? A bus? In a DRIVE THROUGH? The moment I find someone who finds this as funny as I do, I know it’ll be a sign we’re soul mates.
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Becca-isms. I miss this.